The Official Character Profile Thread

[|8B>]

Originally Posted by AndrewTaylor

I'll just call him "Rob", then.

Are you psychic? I'm serious. My real name is Rob. Short for Robin. That is scary. An ironic psychic. What will they think of next?

For convenience's sake, you can call me "8B" (pronunciation should be obvious), or "Latebev", if you prefer. I hope phillby isn't reading this.

[AndrewTaylor]

Originally Posted by |8B>

Are you psychic? I'm serious. My real name is Rob. Short for Robin. That is scary. An ironic psychic. What will they think of next?

For convenience's sake, you can call me "8B" (pronunciation should be obvious), or "Latebev", if you prefer. I hope phillby isn't reading this.

Nope, I couldn't think of a good "random" name, so I did a little research and found out your real one.

*Jonathon Creek theme tune.*

[Slick]

Background. Slick was abandoned after his parents went fishing one day when he was at the wee age of two. Three weeks after his parents never returned he went out into the world, and found a nice paying job at the local strip joint. So after learning some never loosing pickup lines and comebacks, with five bucks in his pocket - He then wondered to a yard sale, and bought a trash bag of Barbie dolls. He used them to practice his pickup lines and "moves" on them. Being plastic they couldn't run away, and thus obtained a rock solid confidence that the ladies like it. Later he then found a new job with a traveling circus. Two years later and 14 nipple rings later ... he quit the circus with the all knowing knowledge of Carnies. Well, sick and tired from working for others, he established a small business where he would loan his workers to others for a price. Being so successful he was able to pay off the cops from wondering around his territory. Because of his past, Slick now tends to be a loner, and a bit of a rebel to society. Now Slick spends most of his time traveling around, in search of a woman of his own. Wheather they like it or not.


Personallity. Slick is a wonenizer. He's says inappropriate things at the wrong time all the time. Despite haveing great intellegence - he says really dumb and annoying things but pulls it off by acting cool about it. You know.... swuave.

Wepon of choice. My pimp powers, or personality. Sometimes he'll just wail on people with a nearby object.

Likes. Females, shinny objects, his pet hobo named Jasper, style, and pizza.

Dislikes. He is homophobic. And he also can't stand when people always pick on others who can't or don't fight back. He always helps the underdog.

Slick is easy to draw, but usually wears diffrent hats depending on the mood he's in. He's not ALWAYS in a purple pimp hat.

[Blk Dragon]

Background: Xanavie'aus Fri'ayastan, or Xanavier, or Xan, or Black Dragon, or whatever comes from a parallel dimension far far far away. He was slain by humans, and suffered the worst fate of all. No, it wasn't hell, nor was it limbo. It's being reborn into HK's world of wormage.

No idea who his family is or why he still has part of his body in this world, Xanavier joins HK in hopes that one day, just one day, he can find out why donuts have holes... oh wait, sorry, wrong script... he can find out who his family is.

Until he met HK, he lived alone, in a cave, somewhere to the north of HK's seemingly puny world.
One day, after HK stumbled across Xan's territory, she noticed a pair of glowing red eyes from inside the cave, she gathered her strength and decided to venture into the cave, guided by her courage, and her stupidity. Needless to say, Xanavier was not happy about this at all, and decided to get rid of the so called intruder. When Xanavier attacked, HK acted in a fit of rage & impulse, giving Xanavier a HUGE cut in his stomach with her dagger. HK recovered from her trademark rage to find Xan badly wounded at her hands, although still growling and snarling threateningly, Xan lacked energy to get up and attack again.
Then, HK did something completely against her nature. Feeling sympathetic for the poor dwaggy, she spent days nursing Xan back to health. Xan, who had NEVER had anyone to talk to or help him, was overwhelmed by HK's caring heart, and decided that he simply couldn't stay in his cave any longer, he just had to go with HK. In a lot of ways, HK and Xan share a bond to this day...

Personality: Xan is usually warm-hearted when happy, seeking fairness to himself and all around him. However, when angered, it triggers a fit of berserked rage not unlike HK's.
Other then the vile-tempered, vile-smelling beast you see before you, Xanavier is a caring, loyal friend who will always be there for HK when she is ever in trouble.

Weapon of choice: Carries around his pride and joy, a giant, colorful blade known as the 'True Dragon', and also attacks with his claws, and enjoys his flamethrower breath.

Likes: Xan enjoys talking, eating, sleeping, belching, farting, swimming, flying, and playing with HK and her friends. Xan likes worms who like dragons, and also other dragons.

Dislikes: Xan dislikes worms who decide to play tricks on him (like holding a match to his ass while he sleeps), and dislikes worms and other beings who kill dragons for sport or speak badly about dragons.

Other: When Xan farts, which he does a lot, do not fire a weapon or light a match, I think you know why! Xan's flatulence is usually triggered when he gets angry or stressed after eating.


Like him so far, HK? I hope so
Thought I'd save you some time by doing my own profile! ^_^

[Slick]

Do you know HuntaKilla in real life or somthing...0_o

[Blk Dragon]

Originally Posted by Slick

Do you know HuntaKilla in real life or somthing...0_o

Not in person, but I've been chatting to her for a LOOONNGGG time now on MSN.
Also, I can better relate to her because I am aussie too, we only live one state away from each other.

[mocoworm]

Oookayy...Let's do this then...or something.
Name:Mocoworm or just Moco.
Date o' birth: !!!unknow!!!
Stuff:Moco is kind of a wicked personality.Sometimes he's quite normal(but never perfectly normal) and sometimes he runs around stabbing everyone... He always carries around a knife(see attachement).He has sharp teeth and wicked cool hat.
Likes:Sick and twisted humor,coca-cola,games(FPS and platform jumping),comics,cartoons,penguins and stuff.
Dislikes:Hmm...can't think of anything now....Whatever.

[Preasure]

If you've read all the posts on this thread, you will have seen my previous bio that sparked a little argument.
Here is the OFFICIAL bio of Preasure.

Preasure was born behind a supermarket (dont ask!) in darkest Derbyshire. He showed a tendency towards evil and destruction at an early age, when he nailed is pet cat to the ceiling. At school, he showed he had a brilliant but twisted mind, after bowing up the school building with nothing but his lunch, a few pens, and pot of glue.

During his school days, Preasure discovered the Extendable Toasting Fork in a mysterious lab, and stole it instantly. Preasure kept the fork for several months, before it was stolen by an evil Scandinavian trucker called Phil. Preasure mourned for days, then bought a new one from eBay.

After leaving school (at high speed through the roof) Preasure joined the band of worms known as the MadOstriches, and rose quickly through the ranks. During a battle, his Homing Missile missed, and blew his captain into 38 pieces. Putting the 'acident' down to bad wiring, he was sworn in as leader.

As leader of the Ostriches, Preasure has turned a band of stoned, drunkard worms into an unstoppable fighting force. The team are currently training somewhere in Kenya.

Preasure's weapons of choice are his Uzi and Extendable Toasting Fork, which he takes everywhere with him. He will skewer anyone who crosses him on said fork, which extends when he yells 'Ausdehnbare Röstengabel'. Although the Fork is normally just over a foot long, it can extend to a seemingly infinite length, and seems to defy the laws of physics on a regualr basis. When mad he tends to punch walls and swear in german. It would be wrong to call him short-tempered, Preasure is angry all the time.

When not fighting, Preasure enjoys building Domesday Devices in his bunker, premeditated murder, and involuntary muscle spasms. He one day hopes to find his first Toasting Fork, and return it to its owner.

Of the several images of Preasure made, the one done in Splapp's Sigworminator 6000 is probably the best, mainly because I can't draw. Still, both are provided, for your convenience.

[Splapp]

Originally Posted by Slick

Likes. Females, shinny objects, and whiteboarding with Splapp.

Aw, Shucks! There's nothing quite like a random whiteboard session. Vampire Waffles, Turtle Toasters... the lot! Oh yeah! Duffman can't breathe!

[Nzip]

Background
Got expelled of the worm comunity because he blew up tons of labs in its experiments.
Lamme ass weapon maker...
But is known also for creating great weapons.
Personality
Always prepared...and is like mcgyver in worm version.
Weapons
Flare gun
Ak-47
Likes
Eating, building things, compliments, much else.
Dislikes
Wannabes.

[Akuryou13]

hey Nzip, can I get a more detailed description of your personality? I'm bringing you back in my comics really soon, and would like to know what you're like.

[The_Reapr]

I'll add to it a bit:

Has some really great ideas, but doesn't put them to use/write them down/finish them. A great philosopher...


OFFTOPIC: I'll add mine soon... And damn this insomnia.

[OldSkoolCrazy]

Name: Moleworm

Background:

A genetic error when cloning a worm when a mole entered the cloning machine without notice. Then formed a moleworm. And it isn't half mole and half worm, it's simply an all new species of worm.

Agressive, but not usually effective
Psychotic
Favorite Line: Grawr
Tiny, but has a huge ego
Can be both good or bad guy
Only growls, doesn't speak

Philby's comic of the Moleworm depicts my character very well. Go here for the comic: philby.rdmsoft.com He also has great drawings of the Moleworm.

Though, the original picture is in my avatar.

[wigwam the]

background: wigwam came from an indian village full of indian worms. he was named wigwam because his father looked out of the window when he wanted to name him and he saw a... wigwam. wigwam ran away from the village while chasing after a rouge cricket and ended up in the wild west, and he livedthere for three weeks as a cowboy before being chased out for saying "howw" in a public salloon. he stowed away on a dynamite boat, which blew up, and then took a lifeboat to england where he stays this very day.

personality: wigwam is always trying to be as funny as he can, even if it requires doing something really stupid. he doesn't usually get scared in scary situations, because he plays sop many video games he is used to fighting bad guys.

weapon of choice: bow and arrow. although he sometimes doesn't carry it because it gets in the way.

likes: adventuring, video games, ghosts

dislikes: smokers,people who have never played video games but hate them anyway,really soppy scenes in movies

favorite thing: surreal. wigwam takes great interest in the surreal and the weird, and other dimensions and that sort of thing.

feathers: green,blue,red,random colour,yellow,purple,random colour,random colour,green

a bit about "the" on the end of name: the "the" means "wigwam the senior" if you read my name out completely.

and,
WIGWAM'S SCHOOL REPORT
science: wigwam often refuses to do any work, and never takes part in any group activities. mainly because he is always stuck to the cieling by the class bully. as is everyone else.
maths: wigwam is excellent at handing in his homework. unfortunately, it is always eaten by aliens as he goes to school, but at least he did it.
english: wigwam's complete rubbish at inglish corr guvner'. he always talks in som sort of odd welsh banter and cabbage crates he can't even spell the word "rong." which is egzaclie wat he is.
design: wigwam doesn't do to badly at design. but I say that for everyone because I've signed about fifty of these reports and no-one cares. in fact, I give up-I'm going to bed. ring the teacher and tell her I've quit.
art: wigwam is brilliant at art. his pictures show a ethnic fantasmus in the greatness of the excellence of an amazing sence of proportion and life. in other words, complete ****.
computing: wigwam isn't bad at computing. just like most kids today. I'm rubbishg. in fact, I'm writing this in WORD.
pe: wigwam is good as this. he can't play american football though. and that is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE.
overall: wigwam is a good student. and I know I say that but I mean it this time, because he's last on my list.

everything you never needed to know about wigwam

height: 8cm
weight: 2 stone
age: 14
best mode: standard
hair colour:brown(for whatevere hair worm have)
eye colour:brown

[Sn!perWorm]

Originally Posted by Preasure

If you've read all the posts on this thread, you will have seen my previous bio that sparked a little argument.
Here is the OFFICIAL bio of Preasure.

Preasure was born behind a supermarket (dont ask!) in darkest Derbyshire. He showed a tendency towards evil and destruction at an early age, when he nailed is pet cat to the ceiling. At school, he showed he had a brilliant but twisted mind, after bowing up the schhol building with nothing but his lunch, a few pens, and pot of glue.

After leaving school (at high speed through the roof) Preasure joined the band of worms known as the MadOstriches, and rose quickly through the ranks. During a battle, his Homing Missile mised, and blew his captain into 38 pieces. Putting the 'acident' down to bad wiring, he was sworn in as leader.

As leader of the Ostriches, preasure has turned a band of stoned, drunkard worms into an unstoppable fighting force. The team are currently training somewhere in africa.

When not fighting, preasure enjoys building Domesday Devices in his bunker, premeditated murder, and involuntary muscle spasms.

Your character is COMPLETE opposite of mine,you know?Could be cool as greatest enemy >_> .But this "after leaving school at high speed through the roof" rocks.

Hm,wigwam,that school report is a joke,isn't it?

[wigwam the]

of course.


if you read it you'll notice it's not

[Sn!perWorm]

"Homework is often eaten by aliens" True,of course!

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by Akuryou13

hey Nzip, can I get a more detailed description of your personality? I'm bringing you back in my comics really soon, and would like to know what you're like.

hes a philosopher...he also can clone and change worms DNA.
The much "bigger" the pain is... the best he resists to it.... he has 5 state 2of minds... stupid asshole .... a stupid sentimitalist .... empty(just looks to the horizon) ..... genius ...... and knut bone.

[Sn!perWorm]

Huh?I don't get what do you mean.

[Akuryou13]

Originally Posted by Nzip

hes a philosopher...he also can clone and change worms DNA.
The much "bigger" the pain is... the best he resists to it.... he has 5 state 2of minds... stupid asshole .... a stupid sentimitalist .... empty(just looks to the horizon) ..... genius ...... and knut bone.

all that tells me is that he's some sort of philosopher, and he has multiple personalities, not what he's like. I wanna know how he acts, not what he does.

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by Akuryou13

all that tells me is that he's some sort of philosopher, and he has multiple personalities, not what he's like. I wanna know how he acts, not what he does.

hes like this

He sees a supe rdangerous rope like thingy between 2 cliffs... hes on 1 cliff---he needs to go to the other cliff.... so hes goes all crazy and trys to get the rope...

but... hes very very carefull when doin safe things....

he oftens says thing.. .that no one unestands (not that are to smart, they just dont make sense)

[Akuryou13]

Originally Posted by Nzip

they just dont make sense

kinda like that post then.

I want you to describe his personality, not the things he does, but how he acts. so far, I know he's a bit crazy, careful, and always prepared for stuff. I wanna know more about his personality.

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by Akuryou13

kinda like that post then.

I want you to describe his personality, not the things he does, but how he acts. so far, I know he's a bit crazy, careful, and always prepared for stuff. I wanna know more about his personality.

ohh dang

He understands(or trys to understand) womens
He......knows stuff that no one knows..but no one cares... and likes to know that stuff
He cant speak with more than 1 person at the time(it confuses him)

double post edit:

btw aku...i made the caughing worm

[Akuryou13]

ok, thanks. that's much more useful. you can go back to whatever oyu were doing before I showed up, and started being annoying lol.

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by Akuryou13

ok, thanks. that's much more useful. you can go back to whatever oyu were doing before I showed up, and started being annoying lol.

Also...he can think on the biggest sadist, iky , and all times nasty, situations...

[c1p8]

Nzip, your character will surely give a huge amount of work to all the psychiatrists of the world. Congratulations.

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by c1p8

Nzip, your character will surely give a huge amount of work to all the psychiatrists of the world. Congratulations.

that char is me .... duh

[c1p8]

I think i'll begin soon studyng psychology, I could gain lots of money by working on you!

[Nzip]

Originally Posted by c1p8

I think i'll begin soon studyng psychology, I could gain lots of money by working on you!

okay...thats an offence... im (many peoples) shrink...so..buzz off

[c1p8]

Originally Posted by Nzip

okay...thats an offence... im (many peoples) shrink...so..buzz off

hey pal don't feel offended. I was just joking!